Just for Fun - Caption Competition - 3

For anyone who has been following our photo/caption "competition" we have turned the tables on the supplier of the photographs. Here's one of the volunteers volunteering. Please supply us with a caption for this photo. Normal rules and prizes as before.

I've told them before, and here is proof positive that the coaches really are losing their hair

So Dave Ransom said, iIt's a hoover you want is it? I think I can help you

I want to sweep that loss under the carpet

I wanted to fly a Tornado jet...